Oh, ok thanks for that!

If only there had been a good guy with a chair, this could have been prevented.

"I don't understand why women just don't TELL men they aren't interested."

Fat jokes: the last vestige of people who truly have nothing intelligent to say.

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Good for you. We’re all proud.

This is fantastic. LMAO.

"Man guys, being objectified is the worst. I totally identify and agree with women on that one. ... Redheads, though - amirite?"

Yeah, I'm selfish. Come at me.

He's easy on the eyes, but I don't find this guy particularly dynamic. I'd rather see Aasif Mandvi take the seat. Or Jay Smooth.

A gun in the home is 22 times more likely to be used to kill or injure in a domestic homicide, suicide, or unintentional shooting than to be used in self-defense.

these ladies should have a full medical. Crazy calm owls just hanging out on your doorstep is a portent of death if you believe in portents, and I would rather believe in owl portents than anything else right now.

"I know a lot of people get tired of like seeing me on TV ".

YES!

For most women that will be saying "yes" on National Proposal Day, they met their significant other the old-fashioned way!

Since I see a bunch of proposal and relationship stories in the comments, I'd just like to say I'm here to represent the Forever Alones (TM)