Most runners I know who are not also liars acknowledge that running sucks much (okay, most) of the time. Usually, I…
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I would really like to know if they give this discount to anyone that prays, regardless of religion or which god they are praying to. I'm not religious and am not a fan of people praying before meals but they can do what they want, it's not hurting me any. I'd probably fake a prayer to get a discount. I have no…
The mysterious "woman in black," who became an object of national fascination as she walked through several Southern…
A jerk off site riffing a site that's jerking off?
i have a date this weekend with a man who has a They Might Be Giants tattoo. still deciding whether this is a deal breaker.
Now, if only the writers who actually come up with all the jokes get their fair share too.
This show is way over its expiration date.
I completely read the second paragraph in the voice of Stefon. This trial has everything...jumproping penguins, human rocket launchers, my cousin Otis...
When I'm ready to sweat in a piece of Disney-themed clothing, I'll probably do it in this (with the text blacked out):
Dawkins is the worst. We already knew this. But thanks for turning my experience of rape into a pissing contest.
Because apparently, Xena gives a shit about proper foot health.
Whatev, Xena wins in the end because she gets to date Ron Swanson.
DON'T YOU ROLL YOUR SEXY EYES AT ME, ROBERT DOWNEY JR!
Freddie seems more trustworthy to me than Keifer. He was on Psych. It was awesome.... That is all
Sure, run along kid, the grownups need to talk.
"Mine was not some demure, coquettish poot, but a nuclear apocalypse trumpet that heralded the arrival of the four horsemen." made me laugh REALLY hard. Not as hard as your fart, of course, but it was some pretty major laughter.
These shorts should be banned too.
The solution is to arm the cat.