And a nanny. And several hidden cameras.

Amazing. A person who doesn't like people who "belittle" trans people yet in the very next statement writes something that is incredibly belittling to trans people. Holy fucking shit.

Sometimes, manufacturing defects in ice cream get to a point where it's better for both eater and ice cream to terminate it.

Oh my god, anti-choicers, GET A LIFE. (But only if you want to, when you want to)

I'm glad brows are back. Mine cover most of my forehead.

here's my sex spreadsheet

Dude, who has 55 unanswered friend requests?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I did it all the time. Looking back, I'm amazed nothing happened to me.

Holy shit this ballsy. I'm always afraid I'll get attacked or killed confronting a street harasser.

I would not enjoy doing that. So, she kicks ass to do it for me.

YEAH BUT

Someone who wants to be a plaintiff.

Wants to work at a "family planning clinic," but doesn't want to engage in family planning via birth control??

This is awesome, I'm going to apply to work at Starbuck's and then tell them my religion forbids me from serving people caffeinated products. And then I'm going to apply at McDonald's and tell them that I will not be serving anyone any beef products because I'm a Hindu and see how far that goes. And then I'm going…

I believe we're framing this all wrong. To appeal to Republicans, we should stop calling them "child refugees" and start referring to them as "post-term fetuses fleeing countries with insufficient abortion clinic laws and regulations."

It was as if millions of nerd boners cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

What I got out of this article: that somebody thinks the "natural" color of a dragon penis is purple-pink.