Madeleine, you know they sell IKEA coffee tables on craigslist.

I got one for $5 bucks for my last apartment.

Was that not the take away from this article? My bad.

I just want to continue fulfilling everyone's fantasies by saying I met him once, briefly, and he was a super nice and respectful guy. I was an assistant at a talent agency so it's easy to either ignore us or treat us like shit, but he was polite, charming, and very lovely. Oh and yes, he is SMOKING HOT in person.…

great. now there's drool on my keyboard...

FOX NEWS ALERT: PRESIDENT IS A CRACK SMOKING FIEND. STRONG DENAILS FROM THE FIRST LADY BUT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN? OUR PANEL OF COMPLETELY UNBIASED EXPERTS WEIGH IN AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL FOR WHISKEY AND CIGARETTES.

Wow, this Manganiello fellow really bakes my potato.

Where's the woman I argued with a few weeks ago who said cannibal cop shouldn't have been prosecuted. I'm waiting....

Nope. But when I was there, liberal priests who were more prominent and visible on campus kind of downplayed the whole "no birth control" thing and played up the whole "social justice/community" thing.

It was probably an SVU episode, it that helps.

The best birth control is putting the dick down ladies

gross. How terrifying to have been this man's wife..

Horrible story but I don't see how you can keep somebody locked up if they haven't done anything. I really hope he gets some treatment and the authorities keep a close eye on him. Also if you read the article it says the conviction for using the database illegally was UPHELD.

"Where he was working as a cook."

Thank you for the gif(t)s, Kate.

This gif gets some heavy mileage over here

I propose a new derogatory word: thickebag. Please feel free to use in a sentence.

Does anyone not think it's a publicity stunt?