My one and only OKC date showed up drunk and projectile vomited out the window when I drove him to an ER. He wanted a second date. My bff's OKC date started off great until his live in girlfriend showed up to kick his behind!
So a horror story for you is a guy being upfront on a first date about his erectile dysfunction caused by a serious, hereditary illness?
I don't have a horror story yet (some more thought needed) but I just got this message on okcupid not 10 minutes ago:
Back in college, I contacted a guy living in my town on MySpace because I liked his profile. He responded and after a couple of days, we decided to meet up for drinks. I was in no way looking for anything serious so when he suggested we go back to his place, I said sure.
What do you think the word 'semantics' means?
Met a good looking guy on POF (plenty of fish). We'd gone out a few times but we'd never hung out at either person's house. He was a personal trainer and one evening after I picked him up from work (his car was in the shop) we stopped by my place to change (personal trainer = free workouts) and hit a movie. We'd…
Well, there was the time my little sister thought it would be funny to make me a dating profile over at farmersonly.com. I didnt know about it until I googled myself during a job search and found something about how much I enjoyed mud slinging and pig wrassling.
i love a good Patrick Bateman story !
My sister hides hers in a hollow book safe I bought her. For those of you wondering, it's The Old Man and the Sea.
To be fair, names we are given. But shirts and hair styles we choose.
Fellas, you're doing it all wrong.
I can't stop cracking up over how adorably embarrassed he is by having to say "vagina".
So much fake eyelash that Zooey Deschanel would blush.
If you stop covering bullshit artists they will eventually go away.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
I can't be the only one who laughed the second I saw this face. I literally stifled a laugh, because his face is just... so hilarious.