this is the greatest thing I have ever read

YESSSS. I loved her as Sookie and they never resorted to fat jokes with her. I grew up knowing her as Sookie which makes watching her now so hard, until (hopefully) now!

This is exactly what I came here for. It seems like she'll finally get to be a character and not used as a fat joke factory and I am so very, very excited!!

ICONIC

This is literally what I just said to myself reading the headline and although I don't fight over partners but I WILL fight you for him.

I have literally woken up to my own mind going "BABA DOOK DOOK DOOK" every night since I've seen this movie. You've all been thoroughly warned although it is truly a great film.

Her impression is on point though.

How do I like everything about this article without also liking Ashlee Simpson?

I listened to this last episode on my walk to work making a general spectacle of myself. When she delivered the last line I audibly yelled in frustration. Yes I should have known not to expect an "ending" the way celluloid often delivers but damn it I wanted it.

Thank you.

It is like you knew EXACTLY how I wanted to grieve.

"Why did you send me a flaccid dick pic on my walk over here?"

Literally fuck all of that noise.

I guess the "easy to dismiss" part is lost on me. After my best friend was diagnosed watching her live in fear about it destroying her ability to have children every day makes it highly non-dismissible for me. Not that the "fear of losing the ability to reproduce" should be the talking point here because parenthood is…

"YES THIS IS THEIR MOTHER AND YOU PUT ME ON WITH THEM THIS INSTANT."

In SF as they were declaring us protestors a "public safety hazard" and threatening us with force some bro was basically dragging his lifeless santacon attending friend past us. That dude needed a hospital for sure, the protestors called the cops attention to them, and the cops basically shrugged and continued forcing…

Right they don't prevent herpes either but you should probably still wear one while having sex with someone who has it to bring the risk of contraction down.

While I know most HPV strands are harmless as is, and as PP tells me every time I'm in there, EVERY ONE HAS ONE OF THEM SO WHATEVER FOREVER I don't really understand the thought process behind being cavalier about any form of it or seeing testing or utilizing any preventative measures as a time-waster. The clap is…

"Frequent internal testing renders condoms unnecessary."

This is absolutely something my mother would do too which is why I love it so much.