Why the fuck did I think that cats name was Olivia Benson?

Thank god I have seen a grandma asking what the hell queefing is on tape.

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID.

OH GOD JIMMY SMITS. I have such a crush on him. And like most of the dudes in SAMCRO. The sexiest man alive is the entire cast of sons of anarchy. Just smash them all on the cover. Eh. Maybe forget Unser.

Fucking good.

"Charlie Hunnam's ass could not be reached for comment."

That gif is everything.

Children who should not be watching SAMCRO that's for fucking sure. I can barely keep my shit together watching this show.

You just had me howling at my desk thank you so much.

"Oh well if thats not what you meant then obviously I have no reason to be upset! CARRY ON." amiright

English + Creative writing masters over hurr I CAN FEEL YOUR RAGE MY FRIEND. I would also go in on that billboard with you.

I'm getting real tired of this "sorry not sorry" attitude. I know it's not a new thing but it certainly keeps being pervasive. And for fucks sake I've crapped out better "satire" than this nonsense.

And the cat versus everything war wages on.

what is this glorious thing.

Wonderful piece! Also, there is a wonderful surrealist play called Venus everyone should check out.

OMG I LITERALLY JUST BURST INTO TEARS READING THAT

I ugly cried at my desk.

Haha, no, but as his former lady as well I can confirm he is a total catch.

Totally hear you on that, just wanted to give you a fist-bump because that is a totally admirable decision even if it's not something other people would do. Not all cheating stories end with people breaking up and getting thrown out, but some of them do. Walk your walk not someone else's.

I actually gasped reading that.