That article left out the best part:

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

Surprised it took so long to catch this guy, what with his signature catchphrase, “Goddamn it, touchdown Wake Forest! Fuck me, folks.”

“Very tragic. He’s good people. The Rock, on the other hand. No respect for authority. Says ‘it doesn’t matter.’ Sad!”

You crash into Price and you’re gonna hab a bad time.

Pictured: Indianapolis on a Sunday night.

I don’t know about a thug, but he’s definitely a Bad Guy.

At first I was surprised it was the Falcons and not the Browns who lost on a pick-2 interception because it seemed the Brownsiest way to lose. But then I realized the Browns would have to lead a game, however briefly, to lose that way. Which is when I realized it’s actually the Chargerest way to lose a game and was…

To be fair to the NFL, it would be pretty awkward for the entire Browns teams’ shoes to say “please trade me to literally any other team”

This is such bullshit. The Athletics are only a “large market” team if you judge the size of the market by the number of people in the area compared to other markets.

This is incredibly touching, just not with hands.

Dabo is very all-lives-matter-ish, so it surprises me not at all that he’s acting like this.

You know racism’s gotten bad when male cheerleaders think they have the right to make fun of anyone else.

Okay. But what about the travel?

call me a highlight truther all you want but that’s fucking travelling.

“JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! *runs into bedroom, slams door, cranks up music*

Its really odd considering all their other siblings are named George Foreman.

So Justin Verlander got his girlfriend to say mean things to baseball writers. And his brother’s going to tell them off too. That will show those writers not to fuck with Justin Verlander.

Come on, Arkansas. That’s your rival.