Graft versus Host disease is real my friends...

I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

9/10 baseball men agree: do not do this. go orioles.

How about that. A touching story from Penn State that doesn’t make me throw up.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

STEVE HOLT!

Take Off Your Pants and (Green) Jacket

I’m not getting emotional about a robot shutting down, I’m not, YOU ARE

No shame for continually losing to the powerhouse Cincinnati Reds, who have everything to play for.

::crickets::

Sure, everyone makes a big to-do about Fernandez passing away, but no one so much as blinks at Beltre’s poignant homage to Arnie.

I can’t think of any reason why Smith shouldn’t just go on Mike & Mike every Monday to talk shit about whoever was covering him the day before.

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

He is being advised by his Jewish son-in-law. OBVIOUSLY HE IS NOW AN EXPERT.

Crazy how this super gritty, tough team got butthurt over a few tweets.

Come on, we all know where his most likely destination is.

Everything’s fine.

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But it’s the best white people we have.