STEVE HOLT!

Take Off Your Pants and (Green) Jacket

No shame for continually losing to the powerhouse Cincinnati Reds, who have everything to play for.

::crickets::

Sure, everyone makes a big to-do about Fernandez passing away, but no one so much as blinks at Beltre’s poignant homage to Arnie.

I can’t think of any reason why Smith shouldn’t just go on Mike & Mike every Monday to talk shit about whoever was covering him the day before.

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

He is being advised by his Jewish son-in-law. OBVIOUSLY HE IS NOW AN EXPERT.

Crazy how this super gritty, tough team got butthurt over a few tweets.

Come on, we all know where his most likely destination is.

Everything’s fine.

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Guys. They didn’t even let Oakman play. They’ve learned their lesson.

Ignorance is/of Bliss.

The Cowboys fan was heard yelling “look, motherfucker, that name is offensive!”

She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.

You’re now third on the Browns QB depth chart.

nice

But it’s the best white people we have.