I hope the CBJ fans, er fan, is prepared to likely get a less than desired return for him...

Don’t forget country clubs, NASCAR events and areas where non-whites aren’t all that readily available! And the South!

Exactly! Again, I like Troy but if Romo’s style is the new wave of color commentary, Troy might get left behind. Also, unrelated-but-not, Witten is hot garbage.

Why isn’t this filed to “Pee Baby?”

Your second point is excellent.

Never forget that every NFL QB has always been the absolute best from peewee to the pros. Very few get there on sheer talent.

For me, Aikman is good as far as the mental side of quarterbacking whereas Romo absolutely kills it with Xs and Os. Aikman just isn’t as exciting because a lot of what he says is rinsed and repeated with that dull voice of his. Romo is straight up calling plays at the same time the QB is and is right seemingly 95% of…

I mean, independent of people’s feelings toward Edelman, that was some Vontaze Burfict shit. And ultimately, Edelman is maybe the toughest son of a bitch out there. He gets popped on every catch and hangs on to the ball...except for the pick.

The Ducks window to make the playoffs is still open but they just aren’t contenders anymore. They would probably do well to sell this year, draft high and if those mid-20s players step up, they’d be back in the picture quickly.

Is Halladay getting in this early if he hadn’t Miracle on the Hudson’d himself?

He’s bringing a god damn slideshow.

Before they give their speeches, they’re going to have to swear on a bible.

I hope there’s a reporter out there who will be sure to throw a question about his being mad online out at every media scrum.

I fully expect Patrick Peterson to show up to Death Valley in one of those barrels with suspenders. He’s a corner, after all!

This team lives and dies with Connor McDavid. I saw the Oil in Dallas last week when McDavid was out with illness and, my god, they were brutal. If he sustains an extensive injury, It’s over.

Moving Arizona to the Central is surely a first step toward that.

Seat belts, guys. Just wear them.

most everyone is going to get saved

I think that’s the point, to mess with us.