ALAMO BOWL BABYYYYYYYYYY

Nothing more defeating than the 1-2 punch of Rua and Tocci.

Rangers, just IBB him every AB and take your chances with Jonathan Lucroy.

This is incredibly Larry David of Larry David.

Never forget 5 Tool Player Gerald Laird

Down 10-2 to the Rangers my son’s 8th grade middle school team going into the seventh

To be fair, it was more than what Sanchez did.

Praise be to thee, Tebow.

Just be glad it wasn’t Frank Francisco in the bullpen...

Red Foxx(RIP.) was a negro comedian and a darn good one.

Bad decision, coach. Bad decision.

Sounds like a guy who, among many issues, is a serious alcoholic.

Good to see Mimi from the Drew Carey Show, though.

Shitfaced Papa John VS Norm McDonald as the Colonel in a cage match at Summerslam?

Sounds like the ref bit on the flop

You don’t. They play in Arlington.

That rivals “What the definition of ‘is’ is.”

It’s not hard to be tough when he has 15,000 red hat wearing morons behind him. He’s a misogynist, so coming down on Merkel is easy. Talking to your best friend, Sean, is a walk in the park.

+1 sad star

I didn’t know he was from Jasper, TX.