Is there an "after" picture of this woman anywhere?

As someone who can.not.stand SP, I have to say that if you take the literal interpretation of "influencing" I can see why Time may have ranked SP higher than Hillary. SP seems to be able to influence lots of nutty people to do nutty things like rant about death panels and such.

@msAnthrope: This.

Claw-hand choreography FTW!

Here's some video of him running around.

JK's reaction seems way out of whack for someone just annoyed by a C list celebrity and reality show contestant. That seems like personal face-to-face hate. Like Brett stole his girl or kicked his dog.

Yeah but just think how much closet space she must have.

What was the one with the lady drinking the soda? Is there some miraculous soda can top out there that keeps my half o'can of unfinished soda from going flat? And I don't mean just kinda. But really keeps the fizz. My life has been dedicated to this search.

So if the Baio's words were "twisted and taken out of context" I'd sure like someone to explain to me in short small words this liberal elite can understand what exactly they did mean.

@westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago): It's a common misconception of neocons. They think freedom of speech applies to everything they have to say everywhere, when in reality it does only apply to, as you say, protection from censorship of the govmt.

@ElleL: I think I would argue that she did have real structure, just an atypical kind. Big Daddy had her practicing all kinds of martial arts learning everything about guns and pretty much made her into a killing machine. That took structure. She just didn't have what most kids get to have.

"Pamela Anderson jokes that being on Dancing With The Stars has made her an embarrassing mom. Apparently her sons watch her — through their fingers." I'm pretty sure Pam's kids were embarrassed of her looonnnggg before she got to DWTS.

@lodown: Yeah it's always a good idea to challenge an amorphous mass of anonymous people who get their jollies posting snarky comments to a cyber war. That's pretty much a guaranteed way to go down in flames.

Well gee, Ms Baio is yelling at the Jezzies. I'm sure that will get people to stop being mean to her man.

I swear she looks like Marie Osmond in the photo on the left. It's the hair and the face. Can't say I've ever seen Marie flash a boob like that.

@BoysFlatBella (not Swan!): Gotta agree about the Dakota Fanning comment. For a while it seemed like she was the only child actress working in Hollywood since she showed up in every damn movie.

Sounds like what this mother went through is fairly common when it comes to adopting kids from Russia.

@hook and line: Is it bad that I like this version better than the original?

Ke$ha seems like a pop star by committee. Someone picks the music. Someone else did the costumes. A third person did the choreography and so on. There's no cohesiveness in her image and I think it mostly comes from the fact that she has no idea who she is as an artist. Either that or she was totally overruled by…

Bless your heart Scott Baio, in the best Southernly fashion.