@lovelyleela: I saw it on TV. It was on Dateline or 20/20 or one of those evening news shows. I could definitely see how adopting a child with those issues, and not expecting it, could easily put you in over your head.

@AnnaBanana: Apparently she had him six months.

I guess now I know how guys feel when they can't take their eyes off women's boobs. Seriously. Why'd she bother with the facial work? No one is ever going to look that high up on her.

@la.donna.pietra: Didn't she supposedly check his phone and find the texts from the first mistress and that caused the blowup on Thanksgiving? Assuming that report is true, sounds like she was somewhat suspicious that something was going on.

@WillowWeen: You're on the money. If you look back on his roles prior to Twilight you'll find he likes to play "weirdo" roles as he says. Salvadore Dali and such.

@addictedtopez: More likely the kids' school book iPads will run Fox News advertisements.

I guess with MJ passed on the spot for poster child of plastic surgery was vacant.

@ThatGirlCrystal: I've been reading through these pretty casually but that just freaked my shit out. Wouldn't a regular gyno visit discover that second uterus thing? Or is that just stealthily waiting to fuck up your life?

@voteforme: Hell I thought her new big boobs just kept making her tip over.

@MargaretMoony: "There is something so sad about someone who wants fame/attention so much that they will change their whole body to get it."

How can I love Lady Gaga and yet hate Ke¢ha (yes the cheap cent sign is intentional)? They're both from the party/club scene, but to me Lady Gaga come across as someone seeking to make art. Ke¢ha reads as someone trying to make a quick buck in as talentless and cheaptastic way as possible.

@Haystacks: Or they are so narcissistic that the idea that they could be caught never even occurs to them. I think i'll put my money on that one.

Why do politicians think they can do this stuff and no one will find out about it? Idjits.

The dog looks like he's of the pitbull variety which would mean he has extremely strong jaws. As to why destroy a car, well, some dogs just obssess on certain things. I think we've all heard of dogs that destroy couches or the inside of cars or chew on tires. This dog just got a hold of that bumper and wasn't…

@Juuuuuules: I don't think the apology was for us because we necessarily "deserved" it. I think the apology was all about damage control and PR. The media had already publicized that she had canceled her premiere and left the house so the cat was out of the bag as it were. PR would tell him he'd need to start the…

@Cerridwen: I asked my husband the same thing and he basically said look at JJ and look at the tattoo girl. They are two of a kind. Sandra's the odd one out here. I think being with Sandra gave him an air of respectability that really wasn't there.

@meanteeth: It's possible they may survive this. I think Sandy cares quite a bit for Summer which may influence whether she gives him a second chance or not. That said, I'm a cold hearted bitch and I'd kick his ass to the door. You could never trust him to stay away from skanky women again.

@moonlitsapphire: Better than the week right before the Oscars. Hard to fathom, but that truly would have been worse.

@Tom.Cruise.Is.Weird: I posit that it is actually impossible to walk in those shoes unless one is a ballet dancer.

@Tippi Hedren: I may be able to top you. I've seen #11 on someone at work. And by work I mean an office.