You know the last time you guys did dick stories you got sued into bankruptcy.

I’ve heard that he cannot palm a golf ball.

Can I just tell you, Trump was always a tremendous sport and member. You’ve never seen such great guy. The way he treated the staff, those guys were never treated so well, not even by their family. Also he once shot a 55.

In the event that your air pressure gauge falls below 60 psi, you’ll get an alarm signal, if it falls below 20-40 they will automatically engage, like being on the highway and going from 5th gear to reverse.

She got pushed out of her leadership post at the Eagle Forum because she supported Trump. Her own daughter did most of the pushing.

I offer my condolences to any of the family she had who might have loved her, and my congratulations to anyone who’s suffered under noxious judgment. Farewell Phyllis. You won’t be missed.

Bye, Phyllis.

It may however may be mistaken for Wile E. - serial stalker of Roadrunners.

See, I sort of get that mentality in an intimate venue type of comedy club, or random night for “amateurs” or trying new material, but a stadium Amy Schumer show? How does something this dumb even end up with a great seat like that?

How likely is it that Trump will claim he’s never met Ailes?

Some people, many people are saying he’s an actual total piece of shit. It’s what I’ve heard from some very smart people, good people. I don’t know if he’s an actual piece of shit or not. I’m just saying I’ve head he is an actual piece of shit. Who knows.

If part of this trial involves her having to convince the jury that she started dating Trump out of mutual attraction, I think she’s going to lose.

Yes, because it’s not enough for Trump to lose the election; he must lose in a landslide of epic proportions, and drag downticket republicans down with him. Because nothing short of total and humiliating defeat not just for Trump, but for all republicans (who gave rise this phenomenon in the first place by stoking…

His poll numbers were rising incrementally while he was waffling on immigration. Republicans who were unsure about him have actually looked at his flip-flopping as indication that he’ll listen to the advice of credible experts and will ultimately make smart policy choices (?!?). Hopefully, this return to stricter,…

When Times Square is your idea of “traveling” in NYC, you’re officially doing it wrong.

the disgrace was the families suing in the first place. Just because a few people on comment boards and social media feel bad doesn’t mean you can do whatever the fuck you want legally. They hired ambulance chasing lawyers, turned down a hefty generous settlement offer, and then lost on it. PR? Fuck that. Don’t file…

I’m 52, and I would say it’s gotten worse in my lifetime.

They looks for pleas.........

I hate sanctimonious assholes like this guy.....

Oh for fuck’s sake. Prosecutors don’t look for truth, they look for convictions.

Fuck this asshole. My daughter is autistic. She has been autistic since she was born. I knew there was something different long before she got the MMR vaccine. My daughter being autistic is just who she is. She sees and processed the world differently. That’s okay. I wouldn’t change her even if I could. To me it…