He made sure to have video of himself in his chair when he was running for governor!

The anti-choice (or to use the term I prefer, pro-forced-birth) movement, or at least a significant number of its adherents, is well aware that its rhetoric inspires unbalanced nutjobs to commit murder.

The FBI has no foreign jurisdiction. The FBI as an entity only has Jurisdiction in the United States.

I don’t want to but I just may have to star your comment.

I’m not saying it’s a good thing, but if you don’t think the US still dictates world policy than your delusional. I’m not even thirty years old and I have friends in the military that have been stationed in Iraq, Afghanistan, Germany, and Korea. Oil is traded in US dollars, and when the US housing market collapsed it…

Haha as soon as I posted my comment, I was like “someone’s gonna post a car bed and make me look dumb.”

Why is the lady who refused to finish her first gubernatorial term because she wanted to be on a reality show still a thing?

Palin supports whoever pays her.

Lightice doesn’t know what the hell they are talking about.

While it is true that First Nations people would sometimes set fires to manage some forested areas and create conditions that were better for travel or hunting, they certainly did not do prescribed burns of the entire Boreal forest, which is spreads the length of the North American continent.

In his defense, it’s not like Jay Paterno is tweeting about how these latest allegations are bullshit just like the older ones wer—

It’s not quite a wash: the NCAA didn’t give Ohio State its wins back.

yeah but psu won 20% of all national titles from 80 to 89, so totally worth it.

Paterno’s family needs to just STFU and stop defending him. He was a piece of shit that was happy to let his buddy rape kids, because all he cared about was winning. He couldn’t even bother to fire Sandusky, and after he retired, he let that pedo stick around campus with his “charity” program.

Seriously, Deadspin? All these unfounded accusations without waiting 5 years for facts? It's like you don't even care about the real victims here...Jay Paterno and his fat piece of shit brother who can't get jobs because they aren't any good at coaching, or at least not good enough to overcome the fact that their…

Can someone please get a live mic in front of Joe Posnanski?

Joe may be gone but his legacy lives on.

Yup. Came to post this.

Sigh...Dick Tracey effectively had a smart watch decades previously...others on this list predate the Simpsons as well.

go for a part fuckin hell. put the driveshaft in the bed kick it in 4 hi and drive away as a fwd