You clearly did not read the article

Reapers carry a pair of 500lb JDAMs. Basically like a large car bomb - but falling from the sky unexpectedly.

Manning: Like Forrest Gump said, “I got you some ice cream.” Just kidding. It’s my balls in your face.

Nancy Reagan would just say no.

Bobby Jindal, the fiscal conservative who investigated Louisiana Planned Parenthoods to make sure they weren’t selling post-abortion fetal tissue even though none of the Planned Parenthoods in Louisiana perform abortions? That Bobby Jindal?

Bad? Sure. Any more awful than your average college athlete rapist? Probably not. This is Yale, so more likely he raped the wrong senator or CEO’s daughter.

And in today’s world, we just made a 28-year-old woman permanently unemployable by charging her with a felony. Hooray!

I agree, I want this guy to go to jail for the rest of his life and then some, but FFS you never admit anything to the cops! If you feel the need to unburden yourself, wait until the DA has arraigned you and your lawyer is negotiating your plea and do it through them; or better yet, go confess to your priest. Despite…

He’s delusional. And he also doesn’t understand the meaning of words that are coming out of his pie hole.

So instead of an aw-shucks guy who loved shitty pizza and beer, he was actually just another big-time big-shot big-college douchebag football player with an overweening sense of entitlement. Color me shocked.

Deadspin’s coverage of this scandal thus far has been excellent.

Please fuck off with your pretentious attitude towards coffee pods. You’d be sucking their dicks if they paid you.

Please fuck off with your pretentious attitude towards coffee pods. You’d be sucking their dicks if they paid you.

That would kind of be a good interview question/trick. “Oh, I see on your resume you that you have a strong attention to detail. When you entered my office I had a goat standing next to me. I left with the goat and returned with A goat, but is it the same goat?”

The party that wants to bring back “traditional (white) American values”, honor the Founding Fathers, restore democracy, blah blah blah is the same party whose stated goal was to block everything the president did — but not because he’s black, of course. To refuse to govern, to refuse to even vote on appointees, to…

This is so dumb. The only reason it has not happened more frequently is because it is rare that Justices die during a election year. The better question is if there is any precedent of a president not appointing a justice given the same circumstance. The answer is no.

Nonsense. The false equivalency argument that both sides have done it is utter nonsense. You need to do some research on just how bad the republicans have obstructed Obama and ALL OF HIS NOMINEES FOR ALL POSITIONS through out his presidency. You will find that there is absolutely no comparison whatsoever. I am not…

Actually the ACA did not pass by unanimous vote in the House, it passed largely along party lines. Democrats voted for it and Republicans voted against it. And they did so because Republicans did not want to give Obama a win. They will throw this country under the bus again and again if they think it will hurt Obama.…

The ACA passed through the House with a vote of 416-ZERO. Not one person voted against it! How then did it become THE END OF ‘MURKA? Congress has voted SIXTY-TWO times to repeal it. I live overseas, and I have been asked many times how anyone could argue against national health care. And I say it’s simple: We have a…

Give credit to the GOP for realizing that once it’s out there in print or in the airwaves, to the true believers it is fact. Journalists SHOULD say, “Senator Nimrod today announced that sky is blue. Scientists interviewed for this article, however, said the senator is a fucking idiot.”

But they don’t. Journalism today…

To be fair, there has never been a time when Obama was in his last year of his second term that he nominated anyone to the SCOTUS.