The game literally nobody asked for.

Typical. When Maker was announced for the 3ds I just knew there had to be an inherent flaw. Nintendo and Online... *sigh*

I’m hoping that through Guillermo Del Toro, Kojima gets a shot at actually making a movie. Because that’s what he’s always trying to do in the back of his mind as he makes his games.

Give him a chance to make a movie for Hollywood.

Because I want to see him fail and wake up to the fact that he’s not at Guilllermo’s…

never forget

It’s a message about diversity.

I’m working on my theory, but here’s my first clue this will be the most Meta game ever. I mean. Color scheme alone.

Remember when you could say “shit” in a PG movie... yeah, I member...

Nothing will happen at 80, but when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.

How did you fuck up a Back to the Future 88mph reference?

3-ways are fleeting and overrated. Tesla Guns are forever.*

Who says he hasn’t yet?

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/watch-a-destroyed-17th-century-map-get-painstakingly-re-1789490980

That is so American. Growing up in the Ruhr area of Germany, cursing is part of the daily discourse. There are places in Germany where there is less cursing but in general, it is not very frowned upon. Some stiff-necked old aunties might still get embarrassed when they utter a “scheiße!” accidentally, as they have…

Ignore anyone that “needs” safe spaces and continue with our lives

But in your mind, how is fu*k less offensive than fuck? If you think children don’t know what the word means then you’re living in a bubble.

Many of us aren’t afraid, so much as we’ve matured enough to know that profanity almost always reduces the quality of your argument and makes you appear a bit childish.

Just can’t go to a cemetary and dig up graves. It’s dead...

I was going to make a similar comment, but you beat me to it. Hello fellow grammar police!

I’ve gotten better at it, but some still throw me. What I need to do is borrow a trick from raccoons and moisten the pads of my paws to make them more sensitive. This has been your raccoon fun fact for the day.

This will be the best DC licensed movie ever made.