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Fucker stole me joke

This story has really humped the shark.

This program has really fucked the shark.

How does Manfred not suspend him immediately? Of all the options, the one he chose is the one that makes him look the most cowardly and indifferent. Suspend Gurriel, dare the union to back one of its members appealing a suspension for being a balls-out racist against ANOTHER of its members, and sit back to watch the…

If there’s one thing that the MLB doesn’t tolerate, it’s racism.

All of these reasons are bad.

If you look hard enough at the decision, it makes sense. But you really have to squint to see it.

I grew up a Dallas Cowboys fan in Buffalo Bills country. (Long and corny story about an uncle who told a tall tale about being Roger Staubach’s backup... even when I figured out the truth, the affiliation stuck.) I stuck with them through the sad final years of the Tom Landry regime, basked in the glory of the early…

“We can’t have the inmates running the prison,” McNair said.

Yeah! Some rich people moved their businesses around, so fuck Flacco.

Did he make great moves in the WC game or did he just make the obvious moves that anyone should make in that game? Of course you go to Green and Robertson and Kahnle and Chapman for as long as they can go in that spot. The fact that those guys were used was common sense. The fact that they succeeded was a testament to…

Any evidence of why he’s a good manager? He made his bed in game 2 of the ALDS; then he doubled down with idiotic comments afterward.

+1 for the comment (well played sir) but -1 for initiating a shit-ton of U2 lyric references

It’s easy to get lost in a place where the streets have no names.

Uh, this is America. People carry guns to the bathroom.

Keuchel is pitching game 1 for the Astros not Verlander.

Verlander isn’t pitching Game 1.

I think if they somehow manage to lose their game next Sunday he’ll get fired for sure

This was a very good rebuilding year. They made it to Game 7 of the ALCS, went 6-6 against 2 teams that won 100+ games, still have Gleyber Torres, Chance Adams, Justice Sheffield waiting in the minors. They’re probably going to lose Tanaka and that sucks, but they’ll be itching to spend before 2019.