Turns out, risking your body in the name isn’t “glory” for the profit of others isn’t what it’s cracked up to be.

“If you take away all the sunny days, we haven’t had a day of sunshine in my lifetime.”

Er, thigh and knee pads are required by rule in the NFL. (I think only kickers are exempt).

It was cold where I live today, which proves that global warming doesn’t exist.

Since you can spin around and around in it without making any progress, it’s the perfect commemorative item for the Marvin Lewis era.

Me too. One of the better stories I’ve heard involved him performing a genuinely nice gesture for some strangers.

I’m not advocating for one method or the other, just providing a reminder that a significant part of why the Astros are so good/young/cheap is that they sucked for a long time.

Not a Dodgers fan at all, but it should be pointed out that while the Astros were bottoming out with 6-straight losing seasons, the Dodgers averaged about 89 wins and had 3 trips to the playoffs.

In alphabetical order no less.

This is the only correct take:

“Stars and Wipes”: baby wipes with the American flag printed on them. Like those tacky greeting cards, the Star Spangled Banner plays whenever you open the container. Matching diaper genie that plays “God Bless America” sold separately.

This entire ordeal is pretty complicated, but I’m glad that we can all find common ground in saying “fuck the Cowboys.”

I was a Girardi defender for a very long time, but that ALDS game 2 was one of the biggest fuckups I can recall in any sport. If I have to choose between taking sides with a GM who has done a masterful job of revamping the roster or the guy who didn’t make that challenge, give me the GM all day long.

Yellowstone is easily a multi-day trip. Spent 2 entire days there and it still felt like we rushed and missed a lot of the park.

Because it goes without saying that it was stupid.

The Yankees had the 2nd best run differential in all of baseball this year. And that was despite having several key offensive players miss significant time. Plus they undoubtedly improved at the trade deadline.

Exactly. At least anecdotally it seemed like the umps gave a pretty large zone this series. Both teams exploited this often, but it seemed to especially impact Judge.

Also acceptable: Kevin Boss or Brandon Meyers

Hey, Chase Blackburn was another one of their run-of-the-mill, non-descript linebackers. Not one of their run-of-the-mill, non-descript tight ends.

Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.