I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

If you’re going to Deadspin a tragedy, at least be funny and/or clever.

Doesn’t it defeat the whole purpose of having an avalanche transceiver beacon if you don’t have it on while you’re in avalanche danger areas, even just on approach?

Are we heavily implying murder-suicide? Because it sure sounds like a murder-suicide.

Typical Trump Supporter: “I don’t give a shit if she is married to the Commish. I googled her and she is on the side of those god damned chimpanzees every time. Oh, GoodELL. Never mind, then, hyuck.”

Nice to see you back on the case, Mrs. Goodell.

Offenders will be suspended without pay

He needs to adjust but it would help if the umpire stops calling everything above his shoelaces a strike.

Umpires need to realize that Judges knees are a lot higher than other dudes knees are. He chases way to many of those low pitches anyway, but he isn’t getting any help from the umpires when he manages to lay off of them either.

It’s an especially dumb excuse considering the insults were personalized (her hometown, what she does for a living, etc...). Some rando whom he was hanging out with texted those insults with his phone? Seems legit to me!

Jake Ballard smh

I applaud this classic Jerral Jones cosplay.

Don’t worry, we can regain some cred if we do well in the World Series.

Maybe if it had been ONLY Trinidad.

not to Puerto Rico though.

I heard he has a Slim Jim on hand at all times to act as an edible stylus.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”