If I had to guess, too chunky to be coke. I’d bet it’s crushed percs. Plenty of access to them in a locker room.

That was 57 years ago I am willing to bet there has been significant turnover of the fans since then.

The Washteyeah Prosecutor’s Office would’ve approved the request.

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

Yes, they are such aberrant jerks. I know when I’m watching a game with an umpire with a questionable strike zone I am sure to note, “This umpire sucks... Yet! - my gents are sure to lose this game eventually anyway, so I digress!”

It didn’t help that Gray was tossing meatballs a good 9 inches off the plate, but that was an awfully generous strikezone. If it was close to the plate they were calling it. Doesn’t change everything and I’m not protesting the game, but it’s hard to hit when you’re giving up 3 extra inches on either side.

If they don’t want to catch his balls, Jameis is just going to keep throwing harder and harder until they get in there, whether the receivers want it or not.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

The Quicker Fucker Upper

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

Dick Trickle

Why do you think the money should be put into trusts? They are adults you should trust them with money. When a 16 year old gets a job there are no laws requiring that money to be put into a trust. When a college student is in a work-study program that money is not put into a trust. Why should college athletes be any…

It was down to his Aborigi-knee.

Jokes on you, I feel nothing anymore as a Jets fan.

I appreciate the need to enhance fan safety, but can we give at least some consideration to the fan experience, too? They put Nets in Brooklyn a few years ago and the games have been unwatchable ever since.

I mean, I am basically predisposed to root against Lonzo, but your draft analysis is completely, completely wrong. Basically all draft analysts agreed that Lonzo was one of the two or three best players in the draft, and it was a strong draft. He’s a high-floor player with genuine strengths at the NBA’s most important…

Thankfully as a Syracuse fan I have nothing to worry about as Jimmy B runs a 100% clean program.

I was given a ticket when I didn’t exceed the speed limit, because I was coaching at one school, and the patrol officer graduated from the other, and he let me know he was bitter about this. That happens in life.

I would’ve said “Who are the Oakland Raiders?” and flipped over my podium when the judges ruled against me.

If I knew anything about art, geography, 18th-19th-20th-century Presidents, French culture, opera, human anatomy, animal anatomy, food, science in general, potent potables, and potpourri, I could totally crush Jeopardy with the edge I’d have in sports and pop culture.