It’s tricky to claim he fit the description of the shooter if there was no shooter.

To be honest, the cops probably can explain why they handcuffed/detained Bennett.

I’m going to go with “He’s black and we didn’t know he had the money to hire a bunch of lawyers” for 200.

“Current Craig needs a million dollars to pay back Investor A. Paying back Investor B is a problem for Future Craig.”

Huh. I’d’ve guessed hepatitis.

Lol. Except they hit Sanchez bc he was taking them deep twice a game

Anyone who watches Yankees baseball with any frequency knows that Betances doesn’t know where his fastball is going half the time. And it’s a tie game late, regardless of whether he wants vengeance, you think he’s trying to put the go ahead run on in that situation?

There are certain things I can put up with. When she leaves the toilet seat down, I grin and bear it. When the boss demands unequivocally that I show up on time, I smile and nod. Hell, when I’m required to wear a different pair of pants at least once a month, I comply. But not this. Not this. It’s too much to ask for…

“He couldn’t coherently answer any questions,” Schultz said.

That is exactly what Reese said. First, they were waiving him. They waived a few other players too and he wasn’t predicted to get past the first cut. The second part was that they were aware of the charges and that his potential future with the team (i.e., next year or if they really need an OT later in the season)…

You may be right but you can’t blame the Giants for picking the better of their only two options.

Where did the Moose touch you?

First off, I completely agree that OBJ shouldn’t have been on the field in the first place.

White Sox Owner to GM: We must be rid of the white walkers

Yup...these are my funders...

“Yes.”

“Goddammit, Emma, I was gonna use that headline *tomorrow* afternoon.”

While it does have a significant salary escalation that leaves him making *only* $10.8M this year, I’d hardly call Kenley Jansen’s contract something that scrubs make in arb. The biggest arb award ever to a reliever is only $800K above that, and Jansen’s deal (5yrs, $80M) is the largest AAV in history for a reliever…

None of these are their Super Bowl losses to the Giants so it’s wrong. C’mon, man, that combo breaker was amazing.

Would have taken him less time to rank all his Any Given Wednesday episodes.