The compromise of course is to tear the edges off the cheese and put the scraps in the middle of the burger. Now you get little melty streams running off of Mt. Cheese in the middle to cover the edges of your burg. A little extra work, but your bun method leaves a lot to be desired in the event that you don’t actually…

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

This take is fine if you’re putting some Kraft bullshit on a burger. Good, home-cut cheese tends to need more than residual heat to melt

“Siri, who holds the Midwest League hitting streak record?”

1. Because there is no law stating you have to stand for the anthem.

Whoa whoa whoa...I think the lesson from Louis CK and South Park is that for many people the unconscious use of this derogatory term is not in any way meant to refer to gay people, but that doesn’t mean that we should therefore by just fine to use it. Personally, I think the claim the author makes that the use of this…

Aw man. This is really going to jeopardize Miami’s chances of going 7-9.

Someone else might be available, too.

“Hold my beer”
- The Bears

Fumbles beer
- The Jets

Recovers beer, chugs beer, shouts “69", spikes beer into ground
- Gronk

I agree. He didn’t get two feet down despite making a baseball move.

That poor, poor family. Deprived of a full allotment of consonants ever since the Depression when Ricard Collinsworth had to sell them in order that wife Saly and son Carles could eat.

Yeah, what a heads up play.

And that right there, folks, is the highest foul pop off a pitcher’s head caught for an out in the Statcast Era.

Chicago has four flights a day O’Hare to Tokyo, non-stop. American, United, ANA and JAL all do it daily. I doubt it was a whole lot different five years ago.

The list would have been made prior to the 2012 season when he signed the contract and the Cubs were not good then. But Detroit and Boston were. I can’t find a common theme that ties all the “no” teams together.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

You manage to shit on everyone and i’m not even sure what your point is.

If you can really squint hard enough to convince yourself that Price’s career has been harder than Eckersley’s to the point where he can make the comment:

I think you’re sidestepping the point, which isn’t that Eckersley had a qualitatively greater accomplishment or that the usage was smarter back then, but rather that it was rougher to be a starting pitcher then than now and that Price should perhaps back off when bawling about how tough things are for modern players.

To point 2 — is saying “yuck” really that bad in the context of things? If he was dragging the guy through the ringer, thats one thing, but homering any bad stats under the rug seems worse to me as a fan.