On the well-written paragraph scoreboard:

Actually, he didn't. Although you've certainly invited people to further comment and actually spoil it for you. You might want to avoid further replies.

In their defense, Northern Illinois does look an awful lot like Greg Anthony.

There's always an apology truther.

That bastard was holding out on me!?!?

But there are obvious boundaries within that context.

If OBJ was actually gay, that would make it clearly unacceptable, right?

I understand the reasons behind this getting all the attention, I just was referring more to the hyperbole that has come along with it. Ron Jaworski called it the worst/dirtiest thing he had ever seen. Which, come on.

You are correct. I will henceforth stop making internet comments and thus prevent bad people from existing.

To get this part out of the way first, I’m an unabashed OBJ fan.

This has been my thought as well. Forget about “football moves” and that nonsense. If they have possession of it long enough, they’ve had time to at least process what to do next.

Browner was immediately penalized 15 yards for unnecessary gruffness.

As a Giants fan I feel the exact same way as OBJ. They’re both so similar and fun to watch.

Oh man, he's gonna be the butt of a lot of jokes.

Now that Fargo has perfected the anthology series concept, any ideas for the next big concept for tv?

Wait, adding a layer seems to make them larger? Mind blown.

Yet, she scored all of their points. Kobe would be proud.

I work in a casual office setting. Unless I run into some sort of actual physical labor, I normally go 4-6 days between. Largely because I’m just too lazy to transfer my belt/wallet/gum into a clean pair of jeans.

It wouldn’t have been a profitable enterprise anyway, what with such terrible margins. You’re not gonna generate any profit dollars when you’re selling everything Fournette.

It should be noted that the author of that tweet, per his own Twitter bio, “covers gambling for ESPN”.