Of course he's a bathroom hog. That's how he ended up with Jeff Fissure as his coach.

+ 1.1 gigawatts

“ THIS is the Bush you’re looking for. “

I did Nazi this coming

You need to credit the original poster

*mourning

WV fan #1: Man, that’s just like kissing your sister.

Pooping in his swimsuit? Sounds like Tom logged onto the internet.

What you’re hearing is the end result of a multi-billion dollar industry built on the exploitation of naive young people willing to sacrifice their bodies in a desperate attempt at garnering fortune and fame.

Counterpoint: Greg Hardy IS a piece of shit.

Sounds like you've never truly recovered from the loss of the Clippers. My condolences.

Huh?

If you think he's not making any sense now, just wait until you hear his thoughts about homosexuality. Oh, wait.

19 yards And Counting?

Reporter #1 in crowded locker room: “Tulo! Tulo!”

“Whew”

Turnabout is fair play. After all, that kids been hitting the bottle since the day he was born.

Taint Misbehavin’

Great, now there’s even more Johnny Manziel fuel for all of the Talking Heads.

That’s from ESPN. It would be tickets sold for this year, and I believe the same criteria was used in the 90’s. YS3’s stupid legends seating around home plate has always mad the place look emptier than it actually is.