If you don't know, now you know, I guess.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Say what you will about Adolf Hitler but he did kill Hitler.

“Still better than getting gonorrhea at a hooker party.”

Which is fine, of course, because Mrs. Hawk is about sick of his fucking bullshit, anyway, and is really only staying around until the chicks graduate. And then she is fucking gone, man! Fucking Harry, with his clowning around like some jackass, in some desperate, pathetic effort to stick around a game he was never…

My whole family is broken up over this. For the past few years, every time the Hag came to town, my dad, mom, brother, sister and I would go see him. He always put on an awesome show. My dad and I watched that Guitar Center sessions show with him a few months ago. While awesome, we both realized that he wasn’t long…

However much onion garlic a recipe calls for should be doubled, at least, no matter the recipe.

Would have been better if you said it as Jerry Lewis...

Antonio Brown: <excited by dancing>

These are always on my list (in no particular order):

Superstar/Until You Come Back To Me by Luther Vandross has a permanent place on the top of my list.

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

First, let me apologize for my backward ass state. I fucking hate living here sometimes.

Mannn Dancer in the Dark breaks me every damn time

Mountain Dew, meth and buffalo cheeseburgers?

Considering Minnesota is 2-14 in Big Ten play, you would think they would applaud anybody on that team for scoring.

Chris Rock is a gift. HE IS A TREASURE. FIGHT ME.

...and The Hite Report!

The creme colored one in the next to last picture is everything 😍

As always, Andre the Giant has the answer.