“Welcome to America, Meghan!”

“Prince’s Law.”

Pfft! Not dating a racist. Dating a Pantera fan! We all need a little metal in our life.

Merle even had a hit writing about what a drag Christmas is when you’re broke - maybe his biggest achievement.

Yes. Misty Blue. YAAAAASSSSS.

“Roni” always put a shade of blue in my mind. A very specific shade of blue. Kraft Macaroni-and-Cheese blue.

I’ve got oatmeal that’ll make you want to kiss me: apple chunks, honey, peanut butter, raisins, cinnamon stirred into whole oatmeal. It’s the Steph Curry turnaway 3 of oatmeal.

Alaa Abdelnaby. (Still in the business!)

Lourawls Nairn, who voluntarily goes by an even worse nickname - “Tum Tum,” - has to be in the NOTY HOF for pulling it off twice. Has to be.

Mason: “So it’s not “GoforHerHole.com ?”

This goes directly to the Supreme Court of Shade.

“We are not amused by this commoner’s impertinence.” *palmwave*

Thank God for Nancy Friday. *pops Geritol.*

Half expect to see Cate Blanchett in one of those rigs.

He may not be making other players worse, but let’s just say it’s the perfect time for LeBron to finish his hair plug installation.