Or he’s just old and three seconds late on reacting to anything.

They tied the Browns.

They are 33-6-1 against Cleveland since the Browns came back into the league, including 10-3-1 in Cleveland in the Roethlisberger era. If you think one decent game from James Conner “took away” Bell’s leverage, you don’t watch enough football.

Keep in mind we are just one Mo Williams tackle and the Red Sox acquiring a failed power hitter out of Minnesota, removed from Bill Simmons turning into the second coming of the BTK Killer.

Bold response to an article about two non-Power 5 schools playing football... That also dismissed a game between two Power 5 schools in a single sentence.

All the gifs are out of order and misnumbered. You said there were only 50, but one of them is numbered 95! And I think you used a couple of the numbers multiple times! This is not what I expect from this usually wonderful website.

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

I’m surprised she told you about that.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

I missed Game 6 of the 1975 World Series over some girl I met in a bar.

Plus, why would you want to see your star shortstop injure himself jumping into the crowd after making a routine catch in fair territory?

Update: Karma for having such a racist, anti-gay social media presence.

I’m going to let the team that didn't do the Tomahawk Chop be the first to complain about a lack of decorum. 

Those Stormtroopers must be horrible dart players.

Now you’ve done it Lauren, because all I want in the world right now is a 3,000-word feature on whatever the fuck is going on here.

way to ruin Magary’s vacation by posting Gary Anderson not missing

You’re commenting on the Internet.

really because that looked pretty fun

The egregious and terrible nature of the core take here almost distracts from the absolutely heinous addendum about the best kind of pizza.