Thanks, MORAN.

Morans have been the bane of the Cardinals for years now.

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

People were speculating that this was the person responsible for the cheerleading scandal. Just goes to show you that he was who we thought he was. Glad to see they didn’t let him off the hook.

I know. Intolerance of intolerance is the worst kind of intolerance, isn’t it.

The Rockets lost the minute Ted Cruz tweeted a picture of his blobfish mug from courtside.

Rockets had 8 more FT attempts than the Warriors. Nice try blaming the refs, though. 

Bruh the refs didn’t miss 27 straight 3s. If it came down to calls I’d agree but the Rockets shot terribly.

it’s several words put together asking for a response

Wouldn’t it be nice if he was fine?

god only knows how they’ll do without him.

It’s a fair and reasonable point, but there’s still a difference between the NFL and any league that would have a team post a statement like the Bucks did yesterday in support of Sterling Brown. At the very least, the NBA is better on this point, even if it’s still flawed.

Here’s the thing: the NBA’s anthem controversy happened over twenty years ago. Criticizing the NBA in 2018 for its 1996 response is like saying, “Lincoln claimed to be against slavery, but he wouldn’t even send his kids to school with black children!” The context of the day matters; NFL teams would have swiftly…

This is just like the lowered standard in my family. My parents like me better than my brother, and I’m not all that successful. But he got himself killed while driving drunk, so I win by default.

But that didn’t happen tonight, as the Rockets did just enough to pull out their first ever playoff win on the road against the Dubs.

I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone that it all started going downhill for Boston when Lauren Theisen referred to them as the ‘Tics.

Glove? Check.

Yes. She said, “You can forget about getting inside these jorts tonight!”

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”