the ’Tics played smarter

It’s as if Daft Punk fucked the Village People

i go back and forth on whether that one or this one is the best news blooper of all time.

I hope he makes a recovery like Kevin Everett

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Deadspin called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be ungreyed, but I would have to agree to stop half-assing my comments. I said probably is no good, and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

The fact that racial justice and a more fair criminal justice system aren’t considered “good, non-partisan causes that ‘everyone can get behind’” is exactly why people should be pressing on the issue.

As an expert in the matter, I predict the NFL is going to punt on this.

Did Eli quit on that play? Asking for a friend. In Dallas.

“Unfortunate little slip from him, Brain.”

I’ve apologized to her repeatedly for that.

My wife took a foul ball to the face in an unfortunate co-showering incident.

how fast was that freakin’ pitch? it knocked a swath of his hair clean off!

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.