How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Aaron looks like he was using the dildo in his head shot. It seems big.

Reveling when a bible-thumper gets caught with his pants down is something I’ll never tire of.

Dan Gilbert has posted the following letter on the team’s website:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a trade where each team ends up with a different-sized version of the player they already had.

If Cleveland parlays this into another Finals trip, the Steph/KD pick and roll against Isaiah/Love is going to be a fucking war crime.

I’d have fucking doggy paddled the 200m to boot just to rub some salt on their precious minute.

Well, he can’t go high, where’s he supposed to hit him?

I hope he used up the minute they couldn’t spare to the very last second.

Mark this date on your colander!

I strained my eyes looking at this for too long

Pretty sure the only polos in his closet are of the green, sky blue, and dark purple striped variety.

He will be as quick to condemn White Supremacists as he is to condemn Putin.

Sammy Sosa simply refuses to pick a race

At least they got Rafael AT&T’s name right.

Even banged on the cell door as soon as he finished. Proper jail fight etiquette

The thing is, too, that locked up with a cellmate and involved in a fight with him, you have to win decisively. You can’t go easy on the other guy, let him get his senses, when he can go on the attack again. The common man’s champion tread that line perfectly, got College Boy well and truly down for the count and…

The adult in me realizes that this kid already seems to have a real problem with not only alcohol, but anger as well, and hopes that this can be a moment for him to step back and reflect on what his life could become if he doesn’t take control and get some help...

Moises Alou must be pissed. Also, he’s probably upset.

“Great first step off the stool” was also the scouting report on David Carradine.