+ 1,000,000 for not traveling (once on the concrete)

You don’t roll up in your regular ride when you’re about to commit a senseless homicide. You get a car that you can ditch quickly and walk away from clean.

Thats what you get for staying in the key for more than 3 seconds.

Holy shit...

And that right there, folks, is the highest foul pop off a pitcher’s head caught for an out in the Statcast Era.

Descalso catch was crazy all things considered.

Nothing attracts cheap eyes and assholes like cheap eyes and assholes.

To be fair, the NFL is “a leader in the domestic violence space.”

The NFL only guaranteed the first year of its commitment to domestic violence caring.

He has a well thought out, reasoned and nuanced statement on the matter. It’s on the back of the check to the NIH for the brain owie research.

That was peak Deadspin. Seeing Cards fans on the interweb so upset for the whole year was brilliant

Serious question:

Hidden ball trick?

The irony of LaVar Ball telling someone to stay in their lane.

FUCK YOOOUUUUUUUU Adidas for allowing this shit.

Weird that an Adidas product would fall apart so quickly.

All Day I Dream About Spinelessness

This is going to put a lot of 40 year old women Cardinals fans in a real tight spot. Do you write a horrible thing on twitter about YADI not being a leader anymore and a punk, or do you write a horrible thing on twitter about the man you keep telling your kids you’d leave their dad for?

Cavaliers fans have nothing to worry about; the most foolproof strategy in NBA team-building is “Do what the Denver Nuggets did.”

And in fact he was a lousy soldier, graduating at the bottom of his Annapolis class (which means flunking calculus and not turning in work, rather than being a rebel), getting wings he almost certainly didn’t qualify for, and dodging a well deserved grounding because he was Navy royalty. Most men don’t get a chance to…