No one likes your comment. Sad!

Calls for someone with a different opinion than you to be silenced...

Like some sort of ban?

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

Daley Blind sounds like a braille newspaper

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

No thinks Cleveland lost out on a rookie GM. They are making fun of a team that not even a rookie GM wanted to work for.

Fathers be good to your ballers

Spieth: [walks past caddie, attempts nut slap]

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

Pretty sure there’s an unwritten rule somewhere about pretending to be a priest so you can have a burial for a teammates glove. I hope McCann gets plunked in his next at bat.

— Reusable headline for the 2017-18 season

That probably should have only been a double, but once the baking soda came into play, there was an extra base.

Jonah Muniz, Mabel Gondres, and Lorrie Pearson discuss their findings with local authorities.

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY
I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A VERY GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY

Johnson: [gets knocked out cold]

You had many words for him. Oddly, none of them were, “My reading comprehension is not what it should be for someone who speaks and writes for a living.”