Imagine a player with the head of a very smart kind of elephant and the body of, well, also an elephant but FAST! Now imagine a man who is half goat and he has hooks for hands. That’s crazy! Why not? Why can’t I have hooks for hands and live in the sewer? I’m just saying there’s no real reason why not. Cam Newton. Tom…

Why am I hearing farm animal noises in the first video?

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

Lol society failed a gifted, popular athlete with an extremely bright future and a massive multi million dollar contract? Yeah, he drew a really bad hand. If only there was something society could have done for him. More adulation, more opportunities! None of this was his fault. /s

Society failed him? Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh give me a fucking break. Society failed him by making him an idolized millionaire? Get a fucking grip.

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I would have just assumed Monica Seles was playing Maria Sharapova on an adjacent court.

“why didn’t the Andre the Giant Memorial battle royal break the ring? why didn’t they just reinforce the ring, like Gorilla Monsoon used to say?”

As you age, tastes change. I for one have found I no longer like Honey Nut Cheerios either.

Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

“Just Take these Andrew!”-Jim Irsay

“Steve really is a nice guy... he is generous with everyone he knows. He was kind and loving to me and my children.”

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

I dunno some of the celebrating penalties certainly seem like a Black and White issue

Counterpoint:

You could have just left it at “my team is the Warriors.”

An old-school refrigerator?