Skittles, Starbursts, Rolos, Snickers, Mars bars, Twizzlers, Almond Joys, Kit Kats and oh, how he loved Reese’s Pieces.

Correct opinion. And I don’t need the birthday recap post from people either.

I refuse to wish anyone happy birthday on facebook. If they’re an important enough friend they get a call or a text. If they’re not do they really care that I wish them happy birthday on social media?

- Bill Belichick, on New York Jets defensive schemes

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

Really? This is what you get worked up about?

Don’t have a cow, man.

Better?

“We’re gonna go out there in the first OT and really give it to those guys!”

“You better have dates and times of the juicing.”

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

“Did you see the rest of his team?”

I literally have no idea who the “star” is in this gif.

3.2. Three teams plus the Jets.

Both of those outs were made by baserunning mistakes, and the next batter hit a home run. It cost them at least two runs

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I mean, what kind of day did that kid think he was in for? His parents must have sold him on alpaca lies.

All of this allegedly puts a former Mexican tabloid executive in the locker rooms of the last three Super Bowls, surreptitiously nabbing incredibly valuable sports memorabilia right from under the noses of at least dozens of people, only to get caught a couple years later. This is the greatest story.

Same here. it became the rape & torture of the week show. It baffles me how so many people are still so into it.

But that’s alternatively what makes the world intriguing. The modern idea of justice and revenge is turned on its head in this show, where things are positively medieval and you get a sense of how horrible it must have been to live in an age where these sorts of morals and ethics were the norm and expected.