“the judge from my sentencing paid too much attention to my priors”

I choose to believe the committee left Syracuse out because Boeheim is a tremendous asshole, even by the NCAA’s standards.

I have to agree. While I’m sure the 12 people who quit know much more, this man has not been investigated legally. Also I don’t really believe the first commenter was seeking to automatically defend the guy right away. He was just pointing out that it’s odd this woman was claiming to be uncomfortable around “lolex”…

You must have ignored the part where no police report has been filed, much less a conviction, sentence or trial or any actual evidence besides an accusation before labeling a guy a child rapist. And that was before you ignored the girl moving in with a guy after detailing multiple instances of sexual harassment by him…

The ol Biff Tannen playbook

Actually, this is perfectly in line with the laws of normal people.

So you’ve never, ever left a job?

Oh good, PFT commenters have found their way over here.

Hey Trump, shouldn’t you be golfing?

This is totally inaccurate:

Yeah, the guy isn’t willing to put in the work to make an hour commute, he sure as hell isn’t going to put in the work to have healthy poly relationships. And he’s not even willing to put in the work to stay true to Janet. SPOILER ALERT: We’ve all felt lust. Guh, he sounds so entitled and lazy in his love life.

An hour and fifteen minutes away? Some people’s daily commute is longer than that...

did you see who we made president or

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

but from the fact that the Giants unraveled the same way they did all year, with the bullpen puking on itself and managing to blow a game that at one point had a 98.3-percent win expectancy the San Francisco’s favor.

I have a ton of sympathy for people that suffer alcoholism, but the fact he can’t even get off his ass to do the community service makes him kind of an asshole.

Yeah, like we are going to take the word of a known criminal.

Because Pop is an order of magnitude more likable than Tony La Russa’s super genius schtick ever was.

And yet, he wasn’t suspended for threatening a female student. What a great message for International Women’s Day. You officially have less worth than an unattended vehicle.