You people said this shit about Sarah Palin too. “Why do liberals have so much vitriol for her?” It’s apparently impossible for you to realize we just really, really like making fun of clownfrauds.

In this case, nobody would have cared about Tebow ever again if he just stayed an SEC Network commentator, which he’s…

Tebow, by contrast, looks exactly like someone who learned how to hit by looking really intensely at a pile of baseball cards and working backwards from there.

Lavar seems like the type of dad that would be cool with his son cherrypicking an entire game to put up 92.

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

D-Wade is still at the free throw line from that series

I’ll further maintain that Dirk and the Mavs got hosed by refs in the ‘06-’07 Finals against the Heat, where D-Wade and The Artist Formerly Known as Shaq got myriad questionable calls to go their way.

Not even the Germans have a word for how great his career has been.

2011 will live forever in the hearts of Mavs fans and all right-thinking people.

So unquestionably correct in the right circumstance then? 

I wouldn’t see this as being any worse than a pull hitter that bunts it down the 3rd base line when they move the infield to the 1st base side. If someone is giving you an easy point, you take it. If they fail to cover it, that’s their problem not yours.

And here’s a classic of the genre:

Coming this summer.

He’s just going to write whatever happened in the show and pad it out with descriptions of clothes, feasts and nipples.

you seem fun.