The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

Yankee Stadium had a nap space in the 90s. Didn’t end well.

True to Louisville, his celebration was premature.

Otherwise known as “a Royale of weed.”

The middle east was the height of culture and civilization at one point in time.

Right? I mean even beyond that, what the hell sort of logic is it anyway?

So she’s suggesting that people physically assault people concerned about sexual assaults?

Everyone knows that, if you’re a football player that grows up and goes to school in Texas, that the alphabet is something you only learn if you decide to pursue a graduate degree.

The Oklahoma athletic department has responded with a brief statement—“We are aware of the matter and are learning the details. We don’t have any other information at this time.”

1) Oh boy, he could dribble in a straight line with nobody in front of him in the open floor.

I’ve always looked at it like this: If you take Olajuwon’s height away from him he’s Scottie Pippen. If you take Shaq’s, he’s Glen Davis.

There’s a difference between being bigger and stronger than everybody else and actually being great at something. What was Shaq’s skill? He overpowered guys. You could get him the ball in two spots: low block or the other low block. He couldn’t back anybody down from the elbow or the wing because he couldn’t dribble.…

Russell, Chamberlain, Abdul-Jabbar, and Olajuwon over him in some order?

Top 10 what all-time? Players? No, he isn’t. He really, really, really, really isn’t. He’s not even in the top three at his own position. Maybe fifth-best center, but even then, it’s largely a by-product of him just being much bigger than everyone else. He’s not even close to a top 10 player in terms of talent.

There are multiple retired Rusty Kuntz from major league baseball.

Or... you could just move over.

Intentionally causing collisions is illegal. How about you just get out of the way instead of brake-checking?

Sooo, because they are driving dangerously you decide to cause an accident? Nice move.