Holy fuck, you missed the point of his post. He wasn’t saying his donut order was akin to the trade. He’s saying the donut shop fucked up his order on a colossal level. But they were still more competent than the entire Kings front office.

I went to Dunkin’ Donuts this weekend and ordered 5 donuts and 10 Munchkins. (They weren’t all for me, shut it.) I received 4 donuts and no Munchkins and had to go back to get the rest.

Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

shoutout to Vivek Ranadive for his Michael Jordan-esque scouting of college players, in which he sometimes watches the NCAA tournament and says “oh that guy looks pretty good let’s go get him”

Like, the fuck do people expect him to say?

I know right? Failing blog Deadspin at it again

What is this article? This has nothing about the Cardinals losing a baseball game.

The only time I support people staying inside their own wheelhouse is when their opinion on something is so uniformly uninformed that everyone who hears it is immediately a little bit dumber for having heard it. This is not one of those cases. The travel ban affects him personally, and he said it concerns him. That’s…

The funny thing is every time every damn time I read something like this I think...What does it matter to you? How HOW does it effect you in any way? What do you care what is covered in a tech blog or car blog? If the article is interesting click if not move on. Deadspin doesn’t owe you anything. What social contract…

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

Alternate take: if eSports don’t interest you, don’t click the fucking link.

Hi, I’m Deadspin’s editor and the answer is “Absolutely not.” The reasons why should be pretty obvious, but the most basic one is this: Competitive gaming is a sport (there is absolutely nothing in the world that bores me more than stupid arguments over whether something is a sport, so I’ll just say this: it’s…

Maybe. If the Warriors plane crashes over the Rocky Mountains, sure.

The kid has to learn to take a Pedigree properly if he ever wants to make it in the world.

Maybe quit kicking your nephew in the stomach, dick.

Your life is so rich and full you had to comment on a sports blog about a random Wisconsin dude’s obituary. Congratulations on all the sex.

I loved how he ended it like a douche.
“then that’s pathetic...my happiest moments? my friends, travel, thins I experienced...my teams winning titles wouldn’t even be in the appendix of my life.”
This guy probably spent Sundays with his friends and family, he clearly spent time with his kids about it. Travel? That’s…

great, that can can be your obituary

“ITT Technical Foul”

The ending of Six Feet Under.