Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

Made in China? But isn’t Trump gonna bring jobs to America?

Everything about this is just pure gold - the price, the discount, the name next to the dirt cheap price and “Made in China”... You can’t make this stuff up.

I wonder how many people are buying these on clearance clothing and cutting out the tags.

This will likely have a huge impact on dozens of shoppers.

Oof, this is really going to drop his stock in the next update of Chad Ford’s 2012 NBA Draft rankings.

For a minute there Phil Jackson saw “Former Syracuse Star Melo Dies” and got super excited.

I’ve never seen Kanter this excited about defense.

This crowd at the Warriors Thunder game is just like my refrigerator on the weekends. Less and less boos as it goes on...

Because they care less about winning than looking stupid. Even though air-balling two free throws in a row (DeAndre!) or shooting a CAREER-HIGH 43% from the line (Drummond!) looks pretty fucking stupid to me.

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

Dr. Oz gives him a run for his money, though. Not to mention Eckart Tolle or the lady who wrote The Secret, who had less staying power but were somehow even dumber. There are a lot of things to admire about Oprah, but her love of facile pseudo science is not one of them

Later he gets the rebound. Passes it to the man. Shoots it. And boom goes the dynamite.

Joe Biden should invite all the players that are not attending over dinner and video games.

I would go just so I could pull my hand back and slick back my hair right when Trump went to shake it. I’d be a hero to all the other secret detainees in Guantanamo.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

*severely fucks up the part of my body my living is dependent on with a toy for children* im the most scientific mothrefucker out here libs

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