Your 6 year old showered when they were 2? My daughter still freaks out when I pour water on her head.

I think we should have smoking sections, but those that sit there must always have a lit cigarette in their mouth at all times while they sit there. “I’m sorry sir, this is the smoking section, you’ll have to light up or we’ll ask you to leave.”

They’re like drug dealers. You’ll never get rid of them as long as there’s a demand. Who the fuck are the idiots spending good money to own a signed ball cap or sneaker, anyway?

As a person who has attended golf tournaments, I can unequivocally state that there are no good people who attend golf tournaments.

Yes, but! If you ensure that the population is too dumb to understand the complicated relationship you just described, you can keep on keepin’ on and just blame everything bad on THE MEXICANS and THE MUSLIMS and the people will believe you! Meanwhile you giggle as you take dives into your ever-growing money pool!

What I continuously fail to understand is that the current administration is working feverishly to enact policies that are intended to “Keep American Jobs”. However, their proposed education policies directly contradict that sentiment as they do not prepare children for the jobs that today’s economy requires (e.g.…

it was me, i came to his house and forced him to read it at gunpoint

And even then, her crazy religious college denounced her nomination!

When people say Devos has never been to a public school, they’re not telling the whole story.

ikr

Also makes the next generation of Amway sellers!

And instead of just skipping the article you immediately knew was not sports-related, you felt obligated to not only click on it but scroll down to the comments and post a response to it.

Always remember: Bad schools make future Republicans! If don’t bother to teach kids how to think, they won’t bother to learn. This locks in your base for the next generation.

What were you a silver spoon fed kid? Mine was $200.

Well I hope you are just as angry about the President who doesn’t pay taxes, last time I checked that also was a law right? At least stay consistent with your outrage at the law breakers.

Wow. Aren’t you a horrible piece of shit. You see a woman who has lived in this country since she was 14, being deported in front of her children and all you can think about is “breaking the law”. When laws are more important than human beings, then the laws are nothing more than oppression. Don’t hide behind the…

Oh fuck you with a rusty crowbar for this bullshit. You’re a fucking sociopath if you’re unable to have some empathy for this woman and think that this is both a good thing for the country and a good way to use ICE resources.

is the proper penalty for an incredibly minor infraction to be exiled?
if you’ve ever parked crookedly, i hope they kick you out of the country.

Also not widely known - the rumble strips at the sides of motorways are to let blind drivers know what road they’re on and what junction’s coming up...

Jesus christ. With all of the problems law enforcement and our legal system need to be concerned with... we’re fucking throwing out human beings like we’re throwing out the trash. Dammit people! Just... dammit.