The Rolling Stones agree.

They should paint the 50 black.

Raiders Give Middle Finger To The NFL

This is so petty and Raider-esk, it’s fucking perfect, Al Davis would be proud.

Fuck yeah Raiders.

“Hi, I’m Tony Romo, and I have DirectTV.”

Rosa Parks was specifically chosen by the NAACP as the face of their cause because of her intelligence and unimpeachable character. It seems like Kim Davis was chosen by the far right because of the opposite qualities. So, good call.

She's the anti Rosa Parks.

Put her in jail. Enough of this bitch and her shit. She’s defying court orders left and right and being called a hero by idiots for trying to deny others the same right she fucking abuses.

Further proving this was never about her religious beliefs if she is altering forms that other people have signed. She hates gay people, period.

Double murder, huh? Well, professional baseball may be out of the question now, but he could always be a Super Bowl MVP.

It looks to me like the umpire is taking Lynn’s lunch order.

Tom Brady: Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than Anyone Suspected

I’m beginning to think the NFL is more concerned with making money than it is in humanity’s collective quality of life.

The only acceptable way to answer a phone since 1991:

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

candy corn is very good, but these things are the bomb

Hello Mudda