Found in Joe Flacco’s locker.

Why the comma?

He suggested Manziel start, violating the league’s substance abuse policy.

After the wrong player was ejected, one of the assailants was kept in the game to commit another personal foul. That gives me the impression that the coaches were quite okay with what was going on.

“One play after the umpire was struck, a personal foul was called on Moreno for hitting the Marble Falls quarterback, who had taken a knee to run out the clock. Moreno was assessed a 15-yard penalty but was not ejected.”

“If the ref didn’t want to be assaulted, he shouldn’t have been in that situation. Or dressed that way.”

#blackandwhitelivesmatter

Okay, boys, make sure you do this in as chickenshit a manner as possible. You hit him while his back is turned, then you hit him while he’s down.

One kid going out of his way to ambush an official is one thing. Two of them doing at once tells me this was ordered from the sidelines. If that’s true, end their season right now and fire the staff.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

I’m glad they took him out. Brady Hoke would have moved him to QB.

After being on the waiting list 20 years, my father-in-law got rid of his season tickets 2 years ago because of this type of shit. They call him every week to see if he changed his mind. They want to charge him the same price for shittier seats and the ludicrous license fee while offering nothing in return. I…

They call them scalpers to honor them.

No wonder I got those funny looks at the Baskin-Robbins.

real talk - who the heck approved this font? This is awful.

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.

*Bursts into Kinja panting and out of breath*

Interesting footnote!

I remember back when MTV used to show music videos about crying!

I guess he didn’t care if he ever got back.