“I don’t actually understand what Harvey’s doing here, and since I can’t actually call the Met’s press office to book time with him for clarification, I’m going to go ahead and trash it.”

I’m just so glad that I know all this now, before I watch the episode. Sometimes TV can be too enjoyable, and you just need a way to ruin it a little bit.

Yay! A spoiler! I’m so glad it was in the title :)

Still not as embarrassing as all of Mike Pence’s stances.

I deal with the goddamned receivers so the coaches don’t have to. I have defense reading skills. What’s wrong with you people? 

I understand the hesitance. Until Dak gives a back-breaking effort, it’s absolutely premature to compare him to Romo.

This is a dumb fucking take, Hamilton. Literary criticism has been a subject of discussion and publishing since the dawn of writing, and it’s always been heated. You want to talk about a ridiculous waste of words? Just tweet “Writing about TV is dumb” and be done with it.

+1 more thinkpiece complaining about thinkpieces

The internet has made one of the most passive forms of entertainment in existence, television, utterly fucking exhausting.

Sweet, think of all the free time I’m going to get back that I was wasting having opinions about a TV show

The Prestige TV Show Hot Take Economy is extremely bad and dumb, but so is arguing that the way that we talk about and depict our world in fiction is irrelevant and not worth talking about in general. Granted that many people do it in a way that is stupid and wearying - that doesn’t invalidate the broader principle…

Okay, cool. The treatment of women and minorities in fiction is not worth talking about and is never emblematic of larger issues in the real world. Art should never be scrutinized for what it might tell us about the world we live in.

I think Tito and Maddon are two of the smartest managers in the game.

WTF?! That was fantastic. He fucking harmonized.

He was hit earlier by a pass intended for Deandre Hopkins.

Trainer: How many fingers am I showing?

To be fair, the 76ers aren’t used to seeing anyone on their court that actually matters.

Gibson’s best response would to be gracious just like when the late Sen. Robert Byrd was continually confronted by his KKK past, “I know now I was wrong. Intolerance had no place in America. I apologized a thousand times ... and I don’t mind apologizing over and over again. I can’t erase what happened.”

Ahead of Hamilton Nolan, that’s for damn sure.

calling out his imagined haters.