This seemed like a lot of effort just to make a joke about the Nets in the first 10% of the story.

The Knicks will be in the playoffs. The Knicks will be in the playoffs.

I believe he’s talking about glover’s mother

Coincidentally, the then-Prophet of the LDS Church received a “revelation” that black people could attain full membership *right after* the federal government told the church to do so or lose its tax-exempt status!

I’d rather Trump loses, because the Cubs can always win next year if there’s still an America.

Maddon’s hit rate is right up there

I personally thought he sounded great, and I majored in Music at Trump University, so I know a thing or two about singing.

Can we start a “Warriors Lost Again” segment?

Warrirors Come Out, Can’t Play

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

So both pitchers got two calls on balls outside the zone.

Maybe I’m missing something, but 2005 White Sox.

He may have rocked a double against the right handed Kluber, but for his career Schwarber is hitting .143 against lefties (61 AB with 5 walks and 27 strike outs).

August 2015: Redford learns the definition of an error

He became just the third Game 1 starter to pitch a shutout with at least nine strikeouts in World Series history.

I want a shirt that implies that Gawker and The Concourse aren’t the same thing.

“you’ve literally never paid us anything for all our work in the blog mines.”

That intro paragraph is a shady as fuck way of making it out to seem like it’s all the workers’ fault. God these people suck.

Rick Smith, and to some extent Bill O’Brien, were in desperation mode and the Texans signed Osweiler to that absurd contract despite having no guarantee he was anything more than a stiff who got benched for the 800 year old corpse of Peyton Manning. And now Texans fans are stuck with Brock and his shitty contract as…

It’s clear that he’s better than the pile of crap the Texans fielded at QB last year, but the degree to which that’s true is murky.