From various twitter sources/Princeton Presidential forecast comments, apparently the Trump lawyers are getting poured out for being giant fucking idiots as we speak.

What I meant is “OK, so they shouldn’t have voted at 7:30 when it closed at 7, they’d still vote on the regular day (today), no need to disenfranchise somebody entirely when it wasn’t their fault.”

All worthless officiating mea culpas, whatever the sport, should be read at a press conference by Hedonism Bot, just to show you how few underlying fucks the offending league gives.

Here’s the thing—- how could they throw them out, when it wasn’t the last opportunity for the voters to vote? This is just like the patently unconstitutional legislation GOP state legislatures pass, with no hope of surviving the courts, just funneling business to allied law firms.

I still have and occassionally wear my red-and-yellow Vernon Maxwell jersey and street-bought 1994 World Champion Houston Rockets T-Shirt. Come on it’s not like Houston’s getting any more any time soon (DYNAMO DON’T COUNT)

Although most voting is the political equivalent of brushing one’s teeth right before going to the dentist, you can always tell who the more miscreantic (not a word) party is by who wants the fewer people to vote.

Hopefully if he’s elected this time we’ll never have to have elections again, just passing of the baton through arcane ritual from Trump to Trump

Texas’ first Governess (65 years before Ann Richards), two non-consecutive terms and the first woman elected to any governorship.

You know Dolan, it’s not like he’ll bass his decisions rationally.

It’s best to marry a homely rocker, ask Paulina, Elaine, or Christie.

Was he wearing his HONOR and OBEY twin set of four-finger rings?

Too bad a court order in 1986 deinstitutionalized most of Washington

(last will and testament is read) (she is sold to a Russian oligarch to pay off his debts)

Prof. Fransworth: Hmmm.. there’s something wrong with the title of your show, but I can’t put my finger on it. Of course! You don’t have any friends!

Holy shit imagine the seismic rift that could be caused by such talk, it could shake the foundations of the republic.

Fittingly, if his shitshow could be boiled down to one slogan, it would be

Insofar as the ESPN report presupposes that Phil Jackson gives a shit about the current Knicks rather than wanting to sabotage them so that the championship he secured as a player is the last one the franchise ever gets, I am disinclined to believe it.

Don’t say that, one of their channels features Danny Kanell 17 hours per day (ESPNWTF)

I guess he is transitioning into 50somethingness better than Linda “Hey What’s Your Mom Doing Here at the Taylor Swift Concert” Cohn.

Of course, Scott van Pelt in an oft-advertised, high profile time slot is in itself evidence of talent leakage and general trouble.