In all fairness, a KGB agent with a polonium-tipped inflation needle could have been lording over him, forcing him to write that endorsement.

They need a Eldritch Spell of Not Sucking

A minor adjustment to your post, Barry:

Still can’t believe Trump didn’t prevail in a place called Dicksville

In the previous case, the jury award was inversely proportional to the age of the hypothetical participant whose sexcapades a former editor would publish without hesitation.

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I wish museum employees were a more violently jealous subgroup so that they could brain babbling idiots who bastardize the term ‘curate.’

In any event, it was certainly a good call by Rams ownership, who should have everybody in town not caring they exist by the time they limp into their impossible-to-access (by car or train) new stadium.

I mean, congrats on beating an 0-6 team with no NBA starter-level talent apart from Anthony Davis. 7 regular season games down, 75 homerific re-caps to go.

$25 million in damages for the frat? Think of all the Salvation Army couches and pony kegs of Killian’s Red that could buy!

Who knew that one could get paid six-to-seven figures and become a media celebrity simply by moving goalposts? he asks, as she immediately signs on with a Cruz in 2020 Super PAC.

(1) Content from a Samsung device? Man, they’re blowing up

You really want to give Trump supporters that much extra time to piss on it?

“The world needs ditch-diggers too.”

But just think, the portrait of him hidden away in his attic looks FANTASTIC

If only overkill of dumb stories about sports superstitions had been the cause of the Cubs’ drought, he could have killed and eaten that

So Don Cornelius is not the title of a Godfather/Planet of the Apes crossover film?

If I were a prankster I’d schedule a Trump press availability near a pet store; the cacophonous noise of the animals upset by the dark presence near them would be priceless.

Man it’s like a Mad Libs (expanded to 10x normal length) using cricket terminology.

Who knew Harvard was the model for ‘School of Hard Knockers,’ the movie Homer uses as a guide before re-entering college? Well, 99% of the early Simpsons writers were Harvard grads, I guess I should have surmised.