If the Bundy clan can be acquitted, this guy could be in line for a future Presidential Medal of Freedom if the current election goes tits up.

Was that about the Full House uncle who did a Bullwinkle impression? Robert Stack cracked that case on Unsolved Mysteries years ago

If we can keep the speculation about the subject of boring cracker Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” alive for four decades this should be good for 11 minutes.

He said that this was the salmon grill basket I had been waiting my whole life for on sale at an INSANE price, and goddammit he was right.

Not hard to see why Spike Lee is a big fan, the Knicks won titles both when he was in middle school and in high school, although none since.

SMU’s big mistake was being named Southern Methodist University and not Florida State or Alabama. They died for our sins.

Some people see crisis, some see opportunity. Hi I’m Cris Carter with Dial-a-Flunkie, the only service that can provide from one to a hundred stooges to take the hit from everything from sexual assault to managerial incompetence to obstruction of justice.

Judean petitioner: They are crucifying this Jesus of Nazareth for insurrection

In honor of the Walt Whitman Bridge:

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Things came to a head with 1971's Get The Fuck Out of My House, Amelia Bedelia, And Don’t Come Back Or Ask for References

“Did Amelia Bedelia Die In A House Fire Caused by Her Own Incompetence Borne Of a Commitment to Over-Literal Interpretations?”

This is clearly half Louie the Lilac and half Lord Marmaduke Ffogg in tribute to Batman ‘66.

What’s worse, Frank Thomas is going to be re-christened The Big Short.

I went as enthusiastic consent and spent 99% of my time explaining the costume.

It knocked him on his ascot.

Bears Consultant: You see, what we’re trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Jay Cutler: Yeah.
Consultant: Great.
Cutler: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way John Fox…

Will sell tips on Micronesian U13 7th division skullduggery for $$

C’mon, surely anybody covering this would immediately be a sadder man in sports.

(gen-X scoff) More like Grievous Island.