Is there any way to submit this comment to COMPRESSION because my eyes might FRACTURE trying to read it

The Cowboys staff can’t MUFF this, better to HOLD the line. If this decision is a SNAP judgment games could be DROPPED.

“Don’t you forget about me” — Shelley Duvall, on Stanley Kubrick

I’m surprised to find out that that’s objectively what the film is about.

It’s important to keep the Browns guessing, even though with Steve Pelleur taking snaps they’re probably 2-touchdown favorites.

“What rhymes with ‘on the dole’?”

His insides have been replaced with high-tech surveillance cameras and recording equipment, as Belichick apparently wants to spy on the team that once shitcanned him.

At least she made up for it by placing teenage Melanie in a madhouse full of big cats, one of which mauled her.

But I never previously thought about it! Now ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

But what if these robots got a lot of affordable housing built for them

Hopefully they will sign a treaty memorializing their understanding that no further offensive signs be produced and then break that treaty for historical accuracy.

In my day all prospective partners were paired together and hitched using the Dating Game, and we LIKED it.

Simpsons did it.

If Aroldis didn’t have some inkling he might have to get more than three outs in an elimination game, then he might be dumb enough to unload an entire handgun into a garage wall.

Joe: Aroldis you’re going to have to maybe pitch multiple innings if we get the lead

Y’all are like the coolest 40somethings ever

The biggest disparity I saw yesterday was Tyrod Taylor being hit about five yards out of bounds (no flag) vs. Tom Brady given a mean look by a defensive lineman (DL ejected, 14 additional points awarded to the Patriots)

We said he’s a good game manager, not a good brain manager.

For it’s one

I just meant the plagues old-fashioned musicals I already saw in revivals 30 years ago getting recycled for the benefit of current actors’ flagging careers, nothing against the content of the original plays/movies.